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Polar Paradise Script

 

Elf – growling vioces

 

Idle:

“Wait till the union hears about this”

“Hey, you got any more of that Rudolph pizza?”

“I can’t get enough of those polar smoothies – I wonder what’s in ‘em”

“(laugh), not so innocent smoothies”

“I love the smell of broken toys I the morning, it smells like children’s tears”

“I love the smell of broken toys I the morning”

“I love the smell of broken toys I the morning, smells like victory”

“Santa’s so cheap, if it wasn’t for global warming I’d be freezing my furry ass off right now”

“I hate Christmas”

“What’s with these stupid uniforms anyway?”

“Break those toys!”

“Dor-ky, come out to play-ay” (The Warriors)

 

Reaction:

“It’s that damn polar bear!”

“Let’s go fuzz-ball”

“Time for some polar-payne!”

“Hey it’s Dorky”

“Hey everyone it’s Dorky”

“Dor-ky, come out to play-ay” (The Warriors)

 

Die:

“Urgghhhh”

“Only two days to retirement”

“I’ll be back”

“See you in hell, Dorky”

 

When Dinky uses Jingle Balls:

“I hate Christmas music”

“Turn it offfff!!”

“Nooooooo!”

 

Penguin – squeaky type voices

 

Idle –

“One day we’ll take over the world”

“Do do do do, do do do do do do” (singing in the rain)

“We are the oppressed”

“Soon, my fellow penguins, soon”

“Our time is nearly upon us”

“One day we will rise against our cruel masters”

“I wish my feet were happy”

 

Reaction –

“The world is ours!”

“Time to rise!”

 

Bomb-penguins

“In the name of Pingu-uuuu!”

 

Die –

“Our time will come!”

“We shall rise again”

“meeeeeeeee”

“owwwwwwwwww”

“Ouchie”

 

Santa – has a combination of deep brooding voice and , alternate, possibly female-esque voice for when he compliments himself.

 

Speech

Dinky enters Santa’s factory: “Ho, Ho, Ho. Welcome to my factory Dinky! Please feel free to enjoy a self-guided tour”

 

Dinky enters Toy-breaking room: “This is my toy-breaking room. Here we take perfectly good toys and break them!”

 

Dinky enters Hodgepodge production line 1 : “Ahh, the hodgepodge production line is where we assemble new toys from broken parts.”

 

Dinky enters Hodgepodge production line 2: ”My penguin drones work tirelessly to ensure no child goes without a spoilt Christmas”

 

Dinky enters Dispatch: “This is where we prepare the toys for delivery. I can see you’ve been veeeerrrryyyy naughty this year dinky. Only I have been behaving!”

 

Dinky enters office area: “These are the offices, administrative duties are a terrible burden but it is one we must bare!”

 

Dinky enters elf-o-matic room: “Ah, one of my proudest creations – the Elf-O-Matic. This contraption is capable of producing an army of Evil Elves. What was that Dinky? You’d like a demonstration? Certainly!

 

“Dinky! Do you have any idea of how long it took me to build the Elf-O-Matic?! I’m very disappointed in you Dinky!”

 

Entering second floor maze: “Ho ho ho! You’ve stumbled your way into my maze Dinky. In a few moments you will be a polar pancake unless you can find the exit!”

 

After a few seconds: “Umm, polar pancake; my favourite. Ho Ho Ho!” “Not much time left Dinky!”

Upon exiting the maze: “Damn you Dinky!”

 

Running down corridor toward the Polar Processing room: “I didn’t want you to see this Dinky. The toy business just isn’t what it used to be. I’ve been left with no option but to diversify my business interests to ensure the survival of the factory. Smoothies are very profitable at the moment – my elves can’t get enough of it!”

 

Upon Entering Polar Processing: “If you leave now Dinky; I’ll let you take your family home with you – they’re in the container on the right.”

 

Upon entering Santa’s grotto: “This is where your tour ends Dinky!”

 

Santa dies: “Dinkyyyyyyyyyy!”

“ohh mummy!!

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